He locks the door
Puts on make up and a pink elephant trunk thong
He turns on the computer
Sets the browser to incognito
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I find a video image link.
Young, naked teen slut meowing insistently in a bakery, with plastic bag over head.
I click to watch.
A window pops up. My headphones explode.
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